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Tyra Needs to Get Her Some Glasses

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Name: A.J.
Occupation: Student
Age: 20
Hometown: Sacramento, Calif.
What Sarah Thinks: No. And are these post-makeover pictures? Because that haircut seems very... styled. I don't like it. Or her face.

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Name: Amanda
Occupation: Bookstore Sales Associate
Age: 18
Hometown: Anaheim, Calif.
What Sarah Thinks: How does this happen? How do girls who look like this get on the show? It's like Ebony all over again. Yucko.

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Name: Anchal
Occupation: Sales Clerk
Age: 19
Hometown: Homestead, Fla.
What Sarah Thinks: She's got a bit of a smoosh face. She'd actually be really, really pretty if her features were just slightly more separated. She reminds me of Paris' Work Double from The Simple Life the other night.
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Smoosh-faced squirrel.


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Name: Brooke
Occupation: Student
Age: 18
Hometown: Keller, Texas
What Sarah Thinks: Meh. Unimpressed. She sort of, in the first picture anyway, looks like Mary-Louise Parker
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except I think Mary-Louise Parker is pretty, so.


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Name: CariDee
Occupation: Photographer
Age: 21
Hometown: Fargo, N.D.
What Sarah Thinks: CariDee? HA! Wait, Fargo? This isn't that Fargo bitch from Janice's agency, is it?
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Okay, no. It's not. But that'd be hilarious! You're too much of a slutbody for Janice. Go see Tyra...


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Name: Christian
Occupation: Bank Teller
Age: 19
Hometown: Columbia, S.C.
What Sarah Thinks: Her face is too long. And it's also ugly. No.

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Name: Eugena
Occupation: Customer Service Representative
Age: 21
Hometown: Palmdale, Calif.
What Sarah Thinks: Does anyone else see her resemblance to Mary Kay Letourneau?
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Name: Jaeda
Occupation: Student
Age: 18
Hometown: Parkersburg, Iowa
What Sarah Thinks: She actually looks like a softer, less harsh version of Michelle. Who, by the way, was totally flashed on at least three episodes of Janice's show. I'm guessing they were embarrassed because I haven't seen her in weeks, and when I did see her, they never stopped and said "This is Michelle, remember her? And her scabies?"

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Name: Megan
Occupation: Bartender
Age: 23
Hometown: San Francisco
What Sarah Thinks: The only one a gave a smiley face to. And really, I'm not all that impressed, but she does looks like a thinner, slightly prettier version of Kim, and I LOVED Kim, so.

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Name: Megg
Occupation: Retail Clerk
Age: 18
Hometown: Los Angeles
What Sarah Thinks: What the fuck kind of pictures are these? It looks like this girl had her mom do her makeup and then take her pictures in the basement. AND she's oogly. Thumbs down!

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Name: Melrose
Occupation: Fashion Designer
Age: 23
Hometown: San Francisco
What Sarah Thinks: Melrose?!?! HA! Fashion designer!??!?! HA! At least she looks like a model as far as her pose and cheek bones go. But her face is yuck.

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Name: Michelle
Occupation: Student
Age: 18
Hometown: Anaheim, Calif.
What Sarah Thinks: JESUS CHRIST.

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Name: Monique
Occupation: Marketing Representative
Age: 19
Hometown: Chicago
What Sarah Thinks: She's not bad looking. But blah and yawn.

All in all: UNIMPRESSED!
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i guess amanda and michelle are twins? that should cause some good drama.

anchal looks maybe indian to me? i wonder if she'll be like gina "i'm so asian! i'm so asian! i'm ashamed of being asian" just shut up about it.

"melrose" (i don't think i can say or type that name as if it were a real name) looks absolutely psychotic in that second picture. maybe a little google eyed? wasn't lisa a fashion designer? and google eyed? and psychotic?

jaeda reminds me a little of diana? diane? fatty from orlando. i wonder if she's supposed to be the plus size one?

and if AJ winds up being anything like jayla, i'll kill her.

do you know if the judges are the same this year?
I'm guessing the judges are the same, since I haven't heard anything to the contrary.

And I think Lisa was a... yeah, I think she was some sort of fashion something or other. Interesting...

Tyra is really slackin'
that other post said something about how they haven't declared what the prize would be. and it seems like in the past like, when it was jane magazine, one of the judges was from jane. or whatever. maybe the prize will be a contract with JANICE and they'll bring her back!!!!!!!!
DEFINITELY rooting for the Indian girl, the short-haired girl, and the one called AJ.

But gahhhh! When does this next season end? I'm going to have to miss like two weeks of it because I'll be in China (not that I'm even remotely complaining). Maybe I can youtube it for that time.
Oh definitely - YouTube will hook you up.