No auditions? Huh.
Jaeda isn't bad - did I already say she looks like Eva Mendez? Jay: "She's more masculine than I am!"
Becky looks tired - photos were good though, NICE body - looks like Laura Prepon.
DAMMIT! SHE DIDN'T MAKE THE FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evita looks old. She doesn't make it to the finals right? Nope...
Is it bad that I can identify Miss J. just from his legs?
Caridee is disgusting gross gross gross. She reminds me of that "Sweet Cherrie Pie"-dancing bitch from Bring it On. Her photo is pretty good though.
Monique has gross skin; looked way better with the wig and makeup.
A.J. is not cute, and I am not even going to put up with a girl with low fucking self esteem on Top fucking Model.
Christian is okay; VERY tall, too muscular. Glad she was cut.
Melrose is ugly, really annoying. Later in the episode though, I started liking her a little, tiny bit.
Who the fuck is Jaslene? Who?! "Cha Cha DiGregorio" – good one, Mr. Jay!
Megg is okay; annoying "rocker?" Nice photos, though. Very forgettable.
Eugena is prettier on TV; I really liked her in the second half of the show
Anchel = no. No, no, no. Another fucking Gina – Lisa called it! "I hate my heritage! I want to be the first Indian model! I hate my skin! Boo hoo!"
Brooke is cute, sometimes looks like Reese Witherspoon (chin?) I like her.
The Twins are so gross. Just because there aren't a lot of tall twins doesn't mean they deserve to be models. Although, I will admit, the cake-on-the-face Twin had a great picture.
"Two twins of Twirlland"?
Who was the girl with the lip ring in the scene where Tyra came out yelling "This is my favorite part of the show!" She was pretty! Bring her back!
Is Mr. Jay's hair grey? That guy is such a weirdo...
Megan is adorable - plane crash survivor! She looks like Charlize Theron sometimes - gorgeous!!! In the photo shoot second half, I liked her ten times more.
I am so fucking sick of these bitches thinking they'll be the one to get past the naked photo because Tyra will all of a sudden change her mind. If you can't be naked, you can't be a top model! Shoot them!